If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Losing what you never had to begin with:
Can you afford to lose 300,000 potential customers per year?
Uh, I think I see where this was supposed to go, but…:
You are not Brad Pitt but you have Viagra!
I love spam. Behind a [...]

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Perfume Sandwich Pocket Floodlight Dung Cycle.
Parachute Apple Foot School Drill Microscope Balloon,
Boy Rock Boss Onion Bottle Cycle Child Bank Barbecue Pants Festival Airport
Shower Stomach Staircase Desk Robot Sword Sword
Elephant Gate Fruit Alphabet Pants Child Spice
Spice Church Library Chisel Pendulum Rifle Junk
Courtesy GMail spam folder.

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Wonder what Britney has been up to lately? Wonder no more, thanks to the diligence of the spam community. Here’s what she’s been doing:

Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause
Yeah, and Madonna ditches Kabbalah.
Britney Spears Recording New Album - Forgotten How To Sing
Is that the name of the album or has [...]

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Since luxury iPhone apps are now accepted in the iTunes Store, I decided to make one as well.
If you haven’t heard, there’s a wonderful item for sale called, “I Am Rich,” that does absolutely nothing except look pretty. It’s a red gem graphic and it sells for $999.99 on iTunes. As the artist states:
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Thanks to innovative reporting from Wall Street Journal writer Amy Chozick, we now know that some of America will not elect Barack Obama as the next president because he is a “beanpole.”
Gavin from Sadly, No! broke down the story of Obama’s lack of girth, but more importantly, the quote-finding methods employed by Ms. Chozick.
In the [...]

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Savage Stands by Autism Remarks - NYTimes.com: Michael Savage is a douchebag.

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Just when you think boozing and sex on prom night was the best CNN could do, they come at you with the “feces and ickiness” T-shirt. They also successfully integrated the word “aswim” into the headline.
Amazing.

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Now this is a CNN shirt that I would buy.

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“Study shows bananas make baby boys”
- Poorly thought-out headline courtesy CNN.

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