Spam Non-Sequitur

Posted by pete on November 9, 2008  1 Comment » 

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Losing what you never had to begin with:

Can you afford to lose 300,000 potential customers per year?

Uh, I think I see where this was supposed to go, but…:

You are not Brad Pitt but you have Viagra!

I love spam. Behind a solid spam filter, that is.

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History.

Posted by pete on November 7, 2008  2 Comments » 

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Windows Music

Posted by pete on October 10, 2008  1 Comment » 

This is probably really old by now, but it’s the first time I’ve seen it. All sounds used in the music are from Windows XP and 98. At the end, you can see how it was done.

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Spam Poetry: Proud on your hand for cheap

Posted by pete on September 30, 2008  5 Comments » 

Perfume Sandwich Pocket Floodlight Dung Cycle.
Parachute Apple Foot School Drill Microscope Balloon,
Boy Rock Boss Onion Bottle Cycle Child Bank Barbecue Pants Festival Airport
Shower Stomach Staircase Desk Robot Sword Sword
Elephant Gate Fruit Alphabet Pants Child Spice
Spice Church Library Chisel Pendulum Rifle Junk

Courtesy GMail spam folder.

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“Crater? I Barely Know Her!”

Posted by pete on September 26, 2008  3 Comments » 

This is probably one of David Letterman’s finer moments in his career. Comedic yet so true. Never cross Letterman, even if you’re John McCain.

Post title quote from Paul Shaffer.

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Epic Fail, Light Post Edition

Posted by pete on September 21, 2008  3 Comments » 

To hell with building codes, just go around it.

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Daredevil Squirrel

Posted by pete on September 15, 2008  4 Comments » 

This little guy dragged a pine cone from the ground up the tree about 20 feet, where he then tore into it with reckless abandon. Notice how he hangs on with only his rear feet. If you're wondering, yes, he ate the whole thing.

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Being Corrected by a 7-Year-Old

Posted by pete on September 10, 2008  3 Comments » 

“I have a memory of steel.”

On recalling a day that Nancy and I wore pajamas to take her to school.

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Dogwood Bloom

Posted by pete on September 9, 2008  2 Comments » 

Dogwood in bloom - Spring 2007.

Makes a great desktop image. Feel free to click on the image and save the large version (1024×768).

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Dog and Bunny Show, Revisited

Posted by pete on September 5, 2008  1 Comment » 

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